Showing posts with label Hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hilarious. Show all posts

09 September, 2008

Beers and Bananas

Elephants and Coffee, sounds absurd. But they have named it. The coffee shop at one of Business Incubation hotel has it. The combination makes any sense, off course, not at all. And so does beers and bananas. But this weird combination has a story behind it. I was returning home on my friend's bike from the office and it started to rain heavily. To our respite, we halted at a petrol pump to save us from getting drenched. God showed no mercy and the rain did not stop. A distance of 17km back home, could not make us gain the courage to move ahead in the rain.
No other option left, the rain doesn't seemed halt, we started. My friend thought of grabbing a beer, to beat the chilling rain's effect. While he was drinking his beer, I too kinda felt hungry and saw huge bananas hanging in a panwalas shop. He too liked the idea of having a banana along with beer and relish the same. The unusual combo of beer and bananas thus came into the picture. And did I forgot to add that before that we had hogged sev puri(an indian spicy snack) and maza(a mango juice brand) as well just after leaving the office.

29 May, 2008

Corporate Etiquette

Peter and Adam happen to be colleagues of a well esteemed organization on the globe. After having a wonderful lunch both were going to their cubicles.

Peter : Hey man, rush, press the button, the lift is about to close
( The lift door was about to close. Two middle aged people were having serious conversation in the lift, lets call them Mr. Sam and Mr. Duke )

Peter : Cool. We are in
( Adam managed to press the button, just a second before the doors were going to be an inch apart)

Mr. Sam : So whats up with that guy ...

Mr Duke : Seems his mother has some health issues ... he needs to be posted in that city

Mr Sam ( shouted to his peak)
: Bullshit !!! .
Peter and Adam astonished .....

Adam : I thought that company stresses a lot on corporate etiquette. What about the management lessons.

Peter : Leave that dude. What if the case is authentic ...

14 October, 2007

the 'EXTINCTION' effect ! A hilarious one .....


I happen to be a regular watcher of the resident evil movie series. Recently, I decided to download and see the latest one, 'Extinction'. As a precautionary mesaure, I ran the download from a direct link on two different systems in two separate labs, say lab1 and lab2.


The lab1 download was started earlier than lab2. I locked both the accounts and went out. After I came back in night the movie was downloaded on lab1's PC and decided to watch. People in lab2 usually play Counter Strike on LAN with mute mode to avoid any problem.

Fully excited, I started the movie in lab1 and counter strike was started in lab2. After some time I get a message from a guy in lab2, unlock your system Resident Evil has started on that. Ha ha ha. I ran the download in play mode. The speaker wasnt muted either. The sound effects of counter strike matches to that of Resident Evil.


30 September, 2007

Hilarious Outburst :-D



We had a birthday party in one of the popular restaurants of the city. We were around 16 people. One of the girls, was excited to the cloud nine and wanted to pose for a snap wiith a gold flake ciggarette in her hand.Obviously, most of the girls do not fag. And she too belonged to the same category.


The restaurant waiters were too quick and smart in the services. Guess what happened ???

The girl was posing with the ciggarette in hand for the photo.A waiter popped in and kept an ash tray in front of her, before the snap could be taken. The whole party folks bursted into laughter and waiter received a special pat for that.

10 September, 2007

The "TRIO"

The trio on their mundane life were returning back to home. The work schedule was tring as usual and thought of having Gobi Manchurian in dinner was making the wait for cab restless.
After a little wait they managed to get a shared cab. The trio barged in with intense energy.
A (on cloud nine) : " Maine kaha tha na .. Aaj cab se jayenge , bus se nahin " .
B(bursts into laughter): yup rite.
C:I am thinking about Gobi yaar.


The conversation was at its peak and the journey of 15 minutes passed in a flash of minute. They got down and started moving. the cab moved away.

A ( anxiously): Shit ! where is my celphone.

Before A could utter another word, B started running in the direction of the cab. C calls up A's number. Fortunately, the call was lifted by the cab's driver and the guy turned out to be honest enough and asked them to move and collect the celphone. He had stopped the cab and was waiting. B managed to catch up with the cab and retrieve the celphone.

11 May, 2007

The unexplored village of Bangalore "Kadugodi"

24 K.M east of the main city central , this section of Bangalore is unexplored. For an instance checkout the food menu charges at the restauarants in Kadugodi .

Chilli Chicken Rs 20
Paneer Masala Rs 15
Gobi Manchurian Rs 12
Roti Rs 2.5


Surprising huh ? and people say Bangalore is too expensive

05 May, 2007

classroom " googly "

The english class is in its full flashed oral test session . The faculty miss Deshpande was firing questions on the students related to some Shakespearen literature . Mohan , the timid and shy fellow was next on the hit list .

Miss Deshpande : What does Mr. Shakespear wants to convey in his writing Mcbeth?

Mohan : [whispering] hmm.... pardon mam .

Miss Deshpande : [irritated] Are you deaf ? What does mr Shakespear wants to convey in his writing Mcbeth?

Mohan : [whispering , not audible] hmm....aa...

Miss Deshpande: [higly irritated] .... Zor se bolo [Speak loudly].

A sound from the backbench : Jai Mata Di ... [ praising the Indian goddess Durga ].

[ The whole class bursts into laughter and Mohan made an escape as time got over the bell rang off ]

03 April, 2007

The workplace of fanatics

Kamla : Is your system free ?
Champak : What Kamla , this is the eighth machine . What is your program about ? a demon .
Kamla : Champak Lal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumba : Hey Kamla , are you running the program on my system , even the login screen is taking hours to pop up.
Timon & Vimla : [ giggle]
Hippo : Hey , i want to make this 30MB text file tab separated , replace those commas .
Champak : What you using ? Definitely windows . It would take hours even machine may hang . Use gedit , Linux dude .

[- UNFORTUNATELY LINUX ALSO GOT HUNG UP - ]

Kamla : Champak Lal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Champak : KTB , Kamla the Bai ..................................
Timon : Mujhe bhook lagi hai , apan kabhi ko khane ko jayenge .
Pumba :Come lets go , food for thought . Where is mamu ? [ Locks his screen ]
Champak : Call the chat master also .

Banken Lal : Ae idhar aa . Ye linux main pen drive mount kar .
Ramu :
[As usual keeps the celphone in the place of mouse.]
Banken Lal : Kya be jaada masti soojh rahi hai tujhe . Chal lag jaa apni excel sheet main .

to be continued .... keep reading

Pleas Note: The blog is not meant to offend someone .

28 March, 2007

The last king of MYSORE

Tuesday March 27

Just another day at work..............
He walks in , his VAN HEUSEN shirt strongly ironed and scented with perfume . Yes , i am talking about the ' LAST KING OF MYSORE ' .Owing to transformations in civilization , he is expected to enter in the tertiary job sector and live like others. The work begins as usual whacking the keyboard and playing with those mammoth sequences of AGTC ( don't know why they hate remaining 22 alphabets ) . The king and his partner begin the operations - BLOCK CROSSOVER ... Oh god... the intel XEON processor.... Hyper threaded 4 nodes is showing 100 % usage ... what the hell ...... I need to kill some applications .. kill firefox , kill kwrite , REBOOT THE MACHINE ... Mr Khan where are are you ... i need him.
Alas ! things are under control. It was a telnet program from a colleague consuming the resources.

Time for installation of some applications .... Kya re mamu ... chalega kya ye ...... MAKE + MAKEFILE + MAKE INSTALL + SOME PATH VARIABLE CHANGE KE FUNDE ..........
Its the lunch time ..... kya be ye chemical locha hai kya bheje me FOOD 4 THOUGHT pe chal .
The KING's server is on full swing ..... what does that mean ... hunting for the queen . All those TCS , IBM , AVESTHAGEN , WIPRO etc babes are out for lunch . And the king has multiple options.

Pleas Note: The blog is not meant to offend someone .